the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Cheers to all who labor or are in labor on this day of days!
This is what hatpins when you fall asleep in a SnapBack.
Simple Sunday Snax: Guacamole Edition! What’s your secret? I was told to soak onions in lime juice for 10 mins before starting. DUH-lish,
Thanks for the awesome feature, @divamagazine!!