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HARTO

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15% CLEARANCE OF OLD SHIRTS! WE ARE PLANNING NEW STUFF! AHHHH!

(promo code: SHIRTS15)

http://districtlines.com/mydrunkkitchen

LITERALLY MY NEW FAVORITE MDK!!!

**My Drunk Kitchen: DICK-TATERS**

What should I talk about next time? Click below and lemme know!

http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=myharto

Check out our vid on Tyler’s channel!

http://youtube.com/tyleroakley

** LIVE SHOWS **

AUSTIN, TEXAS: 

http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/hall.asp?event=1886

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004D0DEFAB397E

Do you have your tickets?

LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 

http://hannahhart.com/book

(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is a very wonderful time. 

Love,

Hannah

twittah: http://twitter.com/harto

facebook: http://facebook.com/my.drunk.kitchen

shirts: http://districtlines.com/mydrunkkitchen

tumblah: http://mydrunkkitchen.tumblr.com

TONIGHT LIVE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS!
+ BOOK SIGNING
8pm @ The Paramount 
GET TICKETS HERE
 

TONIGHT LIVE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS!

+ BOOK SIGNING

8pm @ The Paramount 

GET TICKETS HERE

 

TOMORROW on a very special Tuesday Edition of MY DRUNK KITCHEN…. @tyleroakley // get your book in stores today to follow along!! or order online at http://hannahhart.com/book
TOMORROW on a very special Tuesday Edition of MY DRUNK KITCHEN…. @tyleroakley // get your book in stores today to follow along!! or order online at http://hannahhart.com/book

MY DRUNK KITCHEN: BANANA CREAM PIE!

BOOK IS OFFICIALLY IN STORES TODAY!! Let the celebration begin! I truly hope you guys like the book… Please let me know what you think. xoxoxo

*** LIVE CRUDE GIRLS - COMING TO YOU! ***

Boston 8/15
http://thewilbur.com/artist/nofilter/

DC 8/16
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15004CEE1C03970E?brand=sixthandi

Austin 8/19
http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/loader.asp?target=hall.asp?event=18856

Los Angeles 8/21
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004CED219E440D 

San Francisco 8/22 http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

*** LIVE BOOK EVENT DETAILS *** 

Mini book tour embarks to three cities - NYC + AUSTIN + SAN FRANCISCO!

https://www.facebook.com/DeyStreetBooks/events

AUG 13 
My Drunk Kitchen Launch Party @ Housing Works Bookstore Cafe  New York @ 7:00pm EDT 

AUG 20 
Geeks Who Drink and Book Signing @ The Highball 
Austin, TX @ 5:30pm CDT 

AUG 23 
Book Reading and Signing @ Books Inc. Opera Plaza 
San Francisco, California @ 5:00pm PDT

This is a VERY VERY wonderful time. 

Love,
Hannah

MDK IS COMINGGGG (tomorrow)

My sister has a lot of thoughts and feelings about being “30”…

What should I talk about next time? Click below and lemme know!
http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=myharto

LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 
http://hannahhart.com/book

(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is a very wonderful time. 

Love,
Hannah

COME SEE US LIVE!

Boston 8/15

http://thewilbur.com/artist/nofilter/

DC 8/16

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15004CEE1C03970E?brand=sixthandi

Austin 8/19

http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/loader.asp?target=hall.asp?event=18856

Los Angeles 8/21

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004CED219E440D 

San Francisco 8/22 http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

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