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HARTO

--------------------- Welcome to THE HARTLAND. ---------------------
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BOOK IS OFFICIALLY IN STORES TODAY!! Let the celebration begin! I truly hope you guys like the book… Please let me know what you think. xoxoxo

*** LIVE CRUDE GIRLS - COMING TO YOU! ***

Boston 8/15
http://thewilbur.com/artist/nofilter/

DC 8/16
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15004CEE1C03970E?brand=sixthandi

Austin 8/19
http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/loader.asp?target=hall.asp?event=18856

Los Angeles 8/21
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004CED219E440D 

San Francisco 8/22 http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

*** LIVE BOOK EVENT DETAILS *** 

Mini book tour embarks to three cities - NYC + AUSTIN + SAN FRANCISCO!

https://www.facebook.com/DeyStreetBooks/events

AUG 13 
My Drunk Kitchen Launch Party @ Housing Works Bookstore Cafe  New York @ 7:00pm EDT 

AUG 20 
Geeks Who Drink and Book Signing @ The Highball 
Austin, TX @ 5:30pm CDT 

AUG 23 
Book Reading and Signing @ Books Inc. Opera Plaza 
San Francisco, California @ 5:00pm PDT

This is a VERY VERY wonderful time. 

Love,
Hannah

SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT:
If you are a VIP attending the #NoFilterShows/BookTour extravaganza this week and next, then get ready for some awesome banana action straight to your face. Yes, SIGNED BEAUTIFUL BANANA POSTERS TO ALL VIPs!
Not sure if you’re a VIP*, then go to HERE and check your status by…buying a VIP ticket… :D
NOW WHO WANTS A TOTALLY SWEET BANANA POSTER???
Love love love,Me
*(well, I mean you are inside no matter what)

SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT:

If you are a VIP attending the #NoFilterShows/BookTour extravaganza this week and next, then get ready for some awesome banana action straight to your face. Yes, SIGNED BEAUTIFUL BANANA POSTERS TO ALL VIPs!

Not sure if you’re a VIP*, then go to HERE and check your status by…buying a VIP ticket… :D

NOW WHO WANTS A TOTALLY SWEET BANANA POSTER???

Love love love,
Me


*(well, I mean you are inside no matter what)

Did I leave anything out?

TOMORROW ON A VERY SPECIAL…tomorrow…(Watch it Wednesday?)
I TEACH YOU HOW TO HIT ON A GIRL

… why all caps, Hanni? Why?

TOMORROW ON A VERY SPECIAL…tomorrow…(Watch it Wednesday?)

I TEACH YOU HOW TO HIT ON A GIRL

… why all caps, Hanni? Why?

Saving all my typing tendons to answer your questions! :D
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/
TODAY AT 1PM PST/ 4PM EST!

Saving all my typing tendons to answer your questions! :D

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/

TODAY AT 1PM PST/ 4PM EST!

MDK IS COMINGGGG (tomorrow)

My sister has a lot of thoughts and feelings about being “30”…

What should I talk about next time? Click below and lemme know!
http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=myharto

LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 
http://hannahhart.com/book

(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is a very wonderful time. 

Love,
Hannah

COME SEE US LIVE!

Boston 8/15

http://thewilbur.com/artist/nofilter/

DC 8/16

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15004CEE1C03970E?brand=sixthandi

Austin 8/19

http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/loader.asp?target=hall.asp?event=18856

Los Angeles 8/21

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004CED219E440D 

San Francisco 8/22 http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

Follow Naomi! http://twitter.com/naomihart

PHOMO = Phone Moments

*** Special thanks to Molly Austin and Mal Blum for being really rad:

http://www.mollyisfunny.com/ & http://www.malblum.com/ ***

AND BIG NEWS

We are doing more #NOFILTERSHOWS! If you wanna see us live (and to celebrate the release of my first book) then hit us up in one of these cities! :D 

Boston! — 8/15

http://thewilbur.com/artist/nofilter/

Washingon, D.C.! —  8/16

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15004CEE1C03970E?brand=sixthandi

Austin! — 8/19

http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/loader.asp?target=hall.asp?event=18856

Los Angeles! — 8/21

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004CED219E440D 

San Francisco! — 8/22 http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

also, as always: HTTP://HANNAHHART.COM/BOOK

…come on you gotta know somebody that might want one! Pre-order is cheaper!

THIS WEEK: We talk about the difference between uncertainty and possibility. Also, we deal with home repair induced sound issues. Also, if you watch the whole thing you can win free stuff. Also, kiss kiss kiss.

xoxo

HH