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15% CLEARANCE OF OLD SHIRTS! WE ARE PLANNING NEW STUFF! AHHHH!

(promo code: SHIRTS15)

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September is just around the corner so here are some tips and tricks to get ready to hit da bookz.

ALSO BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! 

15% OFF all t-shirts through September 2nd.

Enter the code SHIRTS15 at checkout.

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LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 
http://hannahhart.com/book
(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is still a very wonderful time. 
Love,
Hannah

http://converselove64.tumblr.com/post/95533456152/hannah-mamrie-and-or-grace-if-you-dont-mind

converselove64:

Hannah, Mamrie, and/or Grace, if you don’t mind, could you further explain everything that happened tonight from your point of view. I know there were a lot of issues, which caused those who attended the San Francisco #NoFilterShow to miss out on several things that were given/sold/provided at the…

Absolutely!

It takes a lot of organization to run a two-week five city tour. And we kick as at it. Merch and books and meet and greets are all events that we do and do well!

Unfortunately, persons outside of our control dropped a lot of balls. Not to mention that coordination within the event itself was disrespectful and unorganized.

Now, let’s talk about the people who were told to wait for us outside. In a line of 40 people, averaging 3 minutes a person (roughly), it takes two hours to complete (and that’s if we are rushing). Given the show ends at 10pm, there are considerations of for all staff and security involved. Not to mention their gross misunderstanding of us and our community.

I’m sorry that the staff said we were trying to “escape” you. It’s simply untrue. At one point a member of the staff also accused me of lying to them.

It was a bafflingly mismanaged venue. Obviously this has been the exception to the rule. Playing in the bay has always been a goal for me personally, so I’m sure you all can understand that I am disappointed as well.

I’ll see everyone for hugs and signatures at the free event today.

Love,
HH

LITERALLY MY NEW FAVORITE MDK!!!

**My Drunk Kitchen: DICK-TATERS**

What should I talk about next time? Click below and lemme know!

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Check out our vid on Tyler’s channel!

http://youtube.com/tyleroakley

** LIVE SHOWS **

AUSTIN, TEXAS: 

http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/hall.asp?event=1886

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004D0DEFAB397E

Do you have your tickets?

LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 

http://hannahhart.com/book

(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is a very wonderful time. 

Love,

Hannah

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TONIGHT LIVE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS!
+ BOOK SIGNING
8pm @ The Paramount 
GET TICKETS HERE
 

TONIGHT LIVE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS!

+ BOOK SIGNING

8pm @ The Paramount 

GET TICKETS HERE

 

TOMORROW on a very special Tuesday Edition of MY DRUNK KITCHEN…. @tyleroakley // get your book in stores today to follow along!! or order online at http://hannahhart.com/book
TOMORROW on a very special Tuesday Edition of MY DRUNK KITCHEN…. @tyleroakley // get your book in stores today to follow along!! or order online at http://hannahhart.com/book

MY DRUNK KITCHEN: BANANA CREAM PIE!

FUN TIMES w/ PRINCESS OF THE CRAYOLA KINGDOM!

BOOK IS OFFICIALLY IN STORES TODAY!! Let the celebration begin! I truly hope you guys like the book… Please let me know what you think. xoxoxo

*** LIVE CRUDE GIRLS - COMING TO YOU! ***

Boston 8/15
http://thewilbur.com/artist/nofilter/

DC 8/16
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15004CEE1C03970E?brand=sixthandi

Austin 8/19
http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/loader.asp?target=hall.asp?event=18856

Los Angeles 8/21
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004CED219E440D 

San Francisco 8/22 http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

*** LIVE BOOK EVENT DETAILS *** 

Mini book tour embarks to three cities - NYC + AUSTIN + SAN FRANCISCO!

https://www.facebook.com/DeyStreetBooks/events

AUG 13 
My Drunk Kitchen Launch Party @ Housing Works Bookstore Cafe  New York @ 7:00pm EDT 

AUG 20 
Geeks Who Drink and Book Signing @ The Highball 
Austin, TX @ 5:30pm CDT 

AUG 23 
Book Reading and Signing @ Books Inc. Opera Plaza 
San Francisco, California @ 5:00pm PDT

This is a VERY VERY wonderful time. 

Love,
Hannah