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HARTO

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PHOMO: SUDDENLY SEPTEMBER!

Topics include:

- back
- GLAAD
- Tyler’s story-telling skillz
- WBC

Love,
Me

A Quickie w/ Felicia Day! Woot! 

Also, new merch now avail!! http://districtlines.com/harto

Also, **hugs**

xo
HH

HOW TO COMPLAIN

***NEW SNAPBACKS!!**

"Snapbacks" seem like really ironic merch right now. Snap…back. https://www.districtlines.com/harto

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What do you think about THE FRIEND ZONE???

ALSO! STOREWIDE CLEARANCE SALE!

If you’ve never bought your friend a gift, now could be a good time to start! https://www.districtlines.com/Harto

HARTOSEXUALS and NERDFIGHTERIA UNITE! Wait…what would be the name of someone who’s both hartosexual and a member of nerdfighteria?

#TUNESDAY ft. edwardspoonhands

TODAY ON #TUNESADY THESE SASSY DORKS SING FOR YOUR EAR PARTS!

TODAY ON #TUNESADY THESE SASSY DORKS SING FOR YOUR EAR PARTS!

15% CLEARANCE OF OLD SHIRTS! WE ARE PLANNING NEW STUFF! AHHHH!

(promo code: SHIRTS15)

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September is just around the corner so here are some tips and tricks to get ready to hit da bookz.

ALSO BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! 

15% OFF all t-shirts through September 2nd.

Enter the code SHIRTS15 at checkout.

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LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 
http://hannahhart.com/book
(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is still a very wonderful time. 
Love,
Hannah

http://converselove64.tumblr.com/post/95533456152/hannah-mamrie-and-or-grace-if-you-dont-mind

converselove64:

Hannah, Mamrie, and/or Grace, if you don’t mind, could you further explain everything that happened tonight from your point of view. I know there were a lot of issues, which caused those who attended the San Francisco #NoFilterShow to miss out on several things that were given/sold/provided at the…

Absolutely!

It takes a lot of organization to run a two-week five city tour. And we kick as at it. Merch and books and meet and greets are all events that we do and do well!

Unfortunately, persons outside of our control dropped a lot of balls. Not to mention that coordination within the event itself was disrespectful and unorganized.

Now, let’s talk about the people who were told to wait for us outside. In a line of 40 people, averaging 3 minutes a person (roughly), it takes two hours to complete (and that’s if we are rushing). Given the show ends at 10pm, there are considerations of for all staff and security involved. Not to mention their gross misunderstanding of us and our community.

I’m sorry that the staff said we were trying to “escape” you. It’s simply untrue. At one point a member of the staff also accused me of lying to them.

It was a bafflingly mismanaged venue. Obviously this has been the exception to the rule. Playing in the bay has always been a goal for me personally, so I’m sure you all can understand that I am disappointed as well.

I’ll see everyone for hugs and signatures at the free event today.

Love,
HH

LITERALLY MY NEW FAVORITE MDK!!!

**My Drunk Kitchen: DICK-TATERS**

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Check out our vid on Tyler’s channel!

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** LIVE SHOWS **

AUSTIN, TEXAS: 

http://tickets.austintheatre.org/public/hall.asp?event=1886

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C004CE99101406C

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09004D0DEFAB397E

Do you have your tickets?

LESBIAN SEX GUIDE: 

http://hannahhart.com/book

(jk it’s a cookbook)

This is a very wonderful time. 

Love,

Hannah

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